Alright so today was a pretty clear example of Karma in my opinion. I went swimming at the beach in the morning (was greeted by a group of drunken college kids running towards the ocean with a huge raft) and afterwards got on a boat that we had rented. Pretty chill day, water ski'd a little bit, but mostly just sat down on a chair and watched stuff fly by. I started getting hungry, however, and decided it would be a good idea to stop and get a hot dog.
Now, keep in mind that I recently developed somewhat of a hot dog obsession. It's what happens when you don't eat any hot dogs for the first 15 years of your life and then have your first one in NYC. So now you could say I really really like them. Anyways, we stopped, I got out, went and got myself two hot dogs, sat down in the boat, warm sun shining on the delicious food in front of me. I dug my teeth into the hot dog and... the wire of my braces came loose. I shouted fuck, tried to eat more of the hot dog, the wire poked into the sides of my mouth, so I couldn't eat it. I had to go back to the house, clip off the wire, and then eat two cold (but still delicious) hot dogs. I consider this Karma's way of showing me how much of a bitch it can be.
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